Managed to get an insta-resignation at work that was ultimately brought on by my telling the fat boss lady that ‘customers are arseholes’ and that the reason I didn’t call when I was sick is because ‘i couldn’t be fucked’.

…and also by their discovering a note I left on a customers account that says ‘cust threw a tantrum and hung up’.

Now waiting on my payout of approx $3000 and enjoying my freedom. Merry Christmas to me!