September 2011
February 2010
I'm pretty sure I've never sharted, no.
January 2010
but I am le tired
weekend happenins
made curtains with rad ikea fabric, had fun catching up with Lithy and Jake, exchanged gifts, got hugs from random kids on my way to train station at 4.30am
slept all day Sunday because of the late night/early morning
was feeling super stressed and now feeling optimistic again
want to have a shower but can’t because the bathroom still isn’t finished. le sigh.
can't stop watching survivor
I haven’t watched survivor since season 3, but watched season 19: Samoa today on YouTube, and really enjoyed it. Russell was a scheming, manipulative, twisted bastard but fuck it made for good entertainment, wish he had won.
December 2009
i am now just a cheese sandwich
Also: happy new year
Bought presents, gave presents, received presents. Still a couple to go.
Chipped my tooth on Christmas Day, looked like a hobo until yesterday when I got it fixed.
Having my first NYE in for years, but it gave mum the chance to go party for the first time in 8 years.
Currently: watching Ace Ventura with my little brothers and upgrading the computers to a pirated version of Windows 7. About to...
merry christmas! :D
Spent the day
Shopping for presents, drawing with the kids and then playing wow with them. They now have an Orc deathknight and I have a headache.
Avatar 3D was awesome
and I got called about an interview for a new job
and i have a date
FLML
“Imagine if the whole world was chocolate, you could lick rats!”
– Jack, having a Ralph moment
so I now have an 80 hunter, 80 warlock and 70 priest.
thankyou for your kind and unwilling donation, James, I will enjoy playing your toons.
and that rhymed
Happier than I have been in a while
No work to stress about, lost a little weight, found new jeans and this medicine is great :)
“He’s like the Twilight of tumblr.”
– mum, on someone
So I was perving on the Alienware website, and now my laptop just seems like a shitty, inadequate lump of crap.
Depressing.
to formspring
I’m going to take the bait and say:
No, not really, and: creepy.
Scientists have found
That the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine
They tried to tell me that writing ‘cust had a tantrum’ was against the rules because it was ‘personal opinion’.
Bull-fucking-shit it is. It was what the customer did, it has nothing to do with my personal opinions.
If I’d written ‘cust is a fucking moron’, then it would have been an opinion, retards.
So I am free
Managed to get an insta-resignation at work that was ultimately brought on by my telling the fat boss lady that ‘customers are arseholes’ and that the reason I didn’t call when I was sick is because ‘i couldn’t be fucked’.
…and also by their discovering a note I left on a customers account that says ‘cust threw a tantrum and hung up’.
Now...
The hammer is my penis
November 2009
“With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is...”
– Bobby Henderson
Reblog if roses are red, violets are blue, sugar...
(via jesuschrist-)
roses are #ff0000
violets are #0000ff
all my base
are belong to you
less qq more pew pew
I am the definition of happiness right now
phantombacons:
Why You ask?
Listening to “The Ballad of the skeletons” by Allen Ginsberg
Reminising about the cum worthy Apple and Hazlenut Crumble with Rhubard Ice Cream
My ever so romantic husband having a cold pint of Killkenny sent to the table just for me
Moving to the city on Friday - I’ll get to see more of Jim Jams and Major….drinkies anyone?
Having money again because of said...
seriously, weird random people
stop trying to add me on facebook
Maybe because you're a fucking weirdo
peaches come from a can
they were put there by a man
I'm so glad
that I have my backup nerd guy in the US to marry if I end up sad and alone
Ughhh interviews are nerve wracking
Pretty proud that there were only 3 people being interviewed though, go me!
he resembled an infuriated fetus dressed in a...
phantombacons:
saethis:
I have a terrible habit of insulting people about smoking cigarettes.
If I happen to do it to you, know that it’s nothing against you, it’s against your hobby. I have a huge thing against smoking cigarettes.
I have a terrible habit of insulting people who say things like “it’s nothing against you” - it’s nothing against you I just have a thing about people who say...
October 2009
So I feel kind of silly walking around as Link
Crossing my fingers that I fit into the Link...
There’s even a foam sword and shield! And I’ll make Navi and then get drunk with my Lithybacons and it will be awesome
Hates everything right now
So they've finally cottoned on
Work has finally realised that I’m slipping and don’t want to be here and that I’m getting fed up with these customers.
I’m surprised it took them this long.
What kind of nutjob do you have to be to take your kid on a ghost tour??